There is literally nothing more annoying or more representative of the narcissistic culture we live in than people trying to draw attention to themselves the day they walk from High School or college. Like the kid who yells into the microphone as he’s going across the stage something ridiculous like “I did it! We out class of 2012! Remember the woods!” as if everyone was in the woods at the same time as this faggot when something somewhat memorable happened in his life 2 years ago. Just shut the fuck up and get your piece of paper you idiot.
But this guy did it right. Didn’t do anything stupid, just walked right up and had some dried up science teacher make a complete ass of herself. Subtle, quick, effective. Get in and get out before anyone knows you were there.
PS – There was a kid at my HS graduation with a miniature house on his head. A house. Like big enough for the Buffalo Bills personal trainer to fit in no problem. Never wanted to see anyone get decapitated so bad in my life.
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