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Chicago - U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., who is in a world of hurt and heat ­— medically and legally — may be returning to Mayo Clinic for treatment. A Sneed source who claims to have visited Jackson this week said, “Jesse wanted you to know he is finding it difficult to continue his treatment because the press is staking out his home and making access to his doctor, who is within a short walking distance from his home, incredibly hard.” “He said his doctors are considering sending him back to Mayo Clinic for treatment.”

The source added Jackson, who is being treated for bipolar disorder during his four-month absence from work, is trying “to stay focused and calm to enhance his treatment and is just following doctor’s orders.” Jackson, who is also being investigated by the Feds, sees his doctor twice a day. Congressman Jackson, the subject of a Gawker.com report that he was spotted recently having drinks on two nights with two different women at a beer bar in Washington, claims the women were “lobbyists… friends,” according to the source.

If you didn’t see this coming from a mile away you’re just an idiot. The block is fucking steaming hot around Jesse Jackson, Jr right now. He’s got websites, news outlets, blogs, colleagues, the Federales all over his ass. Getting caught out with floozy broads getting his drink on all over D.C. when he’s supposed to be getting healthy and answering questions about campaign finances and other boring shit. Must feel like the walls are caving in all around him. Only thing left to do is reach back into the bag of tricks and dial up the old reliable 65 Toss Power Trap and get his ass right the fuck back into the Mayo Clinic.

Dial it up!