Do you think it’s worse to be blind or deaf when it comes to masturbating? I’m thinking the deafs have it worse. Sure the blinds obviously can’t see anything which is just torturous. Never know for sure if you closed all the curtains or disposed of everything effectively. Post-jack-off anxiety must be through the roof with the blinds. But the deafs have to constantly deal with the fear of being walked in on and not knowing, which is worse by a mile. Absolutely no greater shame than getting caught hitching it to heaven and then using your wank hands to sign language your embarrassment. Just the pits. The blinds don’t win much in the game of life, but they take this for sure.
PS – Think Helen Keller fiddled around? Had to, right?