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   by anonbrah34 on September 2, 2012 at 3:24 pm

   Neil youre like that guy who tries out for the high school basketball team that busts his ass, puts in so much work, enthusiastic as shit, but just doesnt have the talent to make the team. You do write some decent shit. But when its bad fuuuck it is BAD.

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   by anonbrah34 on September 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm

   When you hitchhike you put your thumb out to flag down cars. Basically Neil masturbates by shoving his thumb up his asshole like a hitchhiker. I'm assuming the heaven part is when he does it thinking about Jesus Christ on the cross.

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   by fuckneil on September 2, 2012 at 4:02 pm

   please do us the favor of taking off every weekend from here on out

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   by buss012 on September 2, 2012 at 4:14 pm

   fuck u neil

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   by thegimp69 on September 2, 2012 at 4:20 pm

   Dumbass, the deaf who spank it as much as a homo-satanist like you Neil will ,by definition ,become blind like you .....masturbation ruins your eyesight, especially when it's to gay porn......

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   by englewood joyride on September 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

   Honestly have never heard jerkin' it called "hitching it to heaven". What is the connection there?

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   by mikemjr12 on September 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm

   Pretty sure thegimp69 is winning at life right now

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   by 4guys1barstool on September 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm

   Despite what everyone says, I really don't mind you blogging on the weekend. Just as long as you never ever blog on the weekdays.

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   by bschicago on September 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

   Helen Keller used two hands to masturbate. One to actually do it, and the other to moan. ZING! (that joke is circa 1993)

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    by robbs on September 2, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    fuck you chicago

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    by mudbutt on September 2, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    A+ I LOVED THIS POST HAHA PRETTY FUNNY

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    by thegimp69 on September 2, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Neil,wipe the santorum off your lips, your fetish for the oral extraction of semen from the anus is repugnant.....

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    by englewood joyride on September 2, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Haha Anonbrah, it ALL makes sense now.

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    by shitywok on September 2, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    How do you sign kill yourself?

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    by bodybymolson on September 3, 2012 at 1:44 am

    A few more mediocre blogs like this, and you can take over the Philly site

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    by neilsfather106 on September 3, 2012 at 3:51 am

    umm

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    by flodo on September 3, 2012 at 5:16 am

    Thought this was a pretty good blog Neil, fuck the haters

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