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Jason Alexander Stars In The New Nickelback Single, Could This Monday Get Any Worse?

Independent George. Movie George, Coffee George, Liar George, Bawdy George, I love that George. And he’s DYING

I don’t know why but this funked me out so much harder than I thought it would. Maybe its the fact that its a summer Monday morning and I’m in that perfect balance of 50% drunk, 50% hungover, and 100% suicidal, but this was bad. Real bad. If someone had told me 10 years ago that one of my all time favorite television characters would some day have a cappuccino barista fight with his hipster doppelganger in a NICKELBACK video I would have put 10 trillion dollars on that not happening. Like this may sound crazy but I think at this point Jason Alexander probably wishes he had just gone the route of Michael Richards and called a bunch of black people the N word at a comedy show. I would take being outed as an ignorant racist all day over what I just watched.

So either Jason Alexander starts being racist or he gets rid of those ridiculous hairplugs and goes back to Toupee George, or at the bare minimum Russian hat George. That’s the only way I envision him turning this ship around.

PS
What’s up with Brook Burns? Is she just trying to ride the coattails of Larry David’s wife from Curb as the resident middle age, sexy, horse toothed blond? That’s gotta be how she got cast in this one right?

By Big Cat posted August 20th, 2012 at 10:40 AM

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by urlacherchi on August 20, 2012 at 10:48 am

How is nickelback still making music? Fuck them for doing this to Costanza
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by snailtrail291 on August 20, 2012 at 11:20 am

Neil.... you are the nickelback of bloggers.
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by 1800blowme on August 20, 2012 at 11:47 am

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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by gus watab on August 20, 2012 at 11:59 am

Every Nickleback song is the exact same garbage! It's fucking pollution. I'd rather listed to Fogelberg and Streisand tickle Yanni
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by angus on August 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm

I tried to watch this video. But then Nickelback started playing and my hand literally involuntarily x'ed out the window. Like I didn't even realize it happened until i was looking at my wallpaper. So proud of myself.
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by leachbomb on August 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Wow. Where to begin. First off, is this video real? Like were the prdoducers and executives sitting around and the idea for this got brainstormed and approved? Jesus, just awful. That chick is smoking. The post-Seinfeld careers of George, Elaine, and Kramer have been anything but stellar. Oh, and Nickleback is the worst band on the planet.
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by billman on August 20, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Not a good look for George at all
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by thegimp69 on August 20, 2012 at 4:05 pm

What's with that picture of George with steinbrenners peckersnot all over his face?or did Cramer just blow his load of jizz on his mug?..........and if you're going to get hair plugs,why not get enough to have a normal/natural looking hairline ?
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by thegimp69 on August 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm

What's with that picture of George with steinbrenners peckersnot all over his face?or did Cramer just blow his load of jizz on his mug?..........and if you're going to get hair plugs,why not get enough to have a normal/natural looking hairline ?Y
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