Independent George. Movie George, Coffee George, Liar George, Bawdy George, I love that George. And he’s DYING
I don’t know why but this funked me out so much harder than I thought it would. Maybe its the fact that its a summer Monday morning and I’m in that perfect balance of 50% drunk, 50% hungover, and 100% suicidal, but this was bad. Real bad. If someone had told me 10 years ago that one of my all time favorite television characters would some day have a cappuccino barista fight with his hipster doppelganger in a NICKELBACK video I would have put 10 trillion dollars on that not happening. Like this may sound crazy but I think at this point Jason Alexander probably wishes he had just gone the route of Michael Richards and called a bunch of black people the N word at a comedy show. I would take being outed as an ignorant racist all day over what I just watched.
So either Jason Alexander starts being racist or he gets rid of those ridiculous hairplugs and goes back to Toupee George, or at the bare minimum Russian hat George. That’s the only way I envision him turning this ship around.
What’s up with Brook Burns? Is she just trying to ride the coattails of Larry David’s wife from Curb as the resident middle age, sexy, horse toothed blond? That’s gotta be how she got cast in this one right?