Source - Honey Boo Boo started selling the coveted cookies on her Facebook page for a friend, and she ended up pushing over 400 boxes. That was until the higher-ups at the Girl Scouts caught wind of it. The heads of the organization promptly contacted HBB’s site’s administrator and explained online selling is off-limits, because it defeats the whole purpose of selling the cookies — to teach girls goal setting and people skills, according to TMZ.
You know for people who make absolutely delicious, cum-in-your-pants cookies, the Girl Scouts are apparently run by a bunch of fucking retards. Because if I was to draw up the perfect cookie pusher it’d be Honey Boo Boo to a T. She’s a fat, annoying, 8 year old addicted to attention who stuffs her face with sugar 24/7 and never shuts the fuck up. Bingo. That’s the exact type of person you want knocking on doors telling people to buy Thin Mints and Peanut Butter Patties. It’s pretty much a no-lose situation. Only concern is obviously she’s going to help herself along the way as she goes door-to-door but as long as it doesn’t dip into profits I really see no downside to this outside of being associated with the most hated and loathsome kid in America. And if we’re being honest I kinda want to roundhouse kick anybody who knocks on my door in the first place, so might as well make it somebody who deserves it.