Source - A mystery man dressed as Batman demonstrated the same crime-fighting skills as the caped crusader when he handed over a suspect wanted for burglary in Britain. Surveillance footage showed a portly figure wearing an ill-fitting costume including gloves, cape and mask, bringing a 27-year-old man to a police station in Bradford in northern England. The suspect was arrested and charged with handling stolen goods and fraud-related offences, according to the force. But the costumed crime-fighter disappeared into the night without leaving his name. “The person who brought the wanted man into the station was dressed in a full Batman outfit,” a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police said. “His identity, however, remains unknown.”
Classic Batman. Gets in there and does all the dirty work for the cops and leaves the scene before anybody can shower him with praise and accolades. What a hero. And not for nothing but he’s looking downright svelte in those pictures. You can definitely tell he’s in a cutting phase what with beach season just a couple short months away. Seems like it was just yesterday Dark Knight Rises came out and Batman was hobbling around Wayne Manor deteriorating away like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia with AIDS all up in his shit and now he’s back in boss mode dishing out ass-whoopings like the good old days. Even threw on the retro uni for good measure. If I was a criminal in England I’d be shitting my knickers right about now.
PS – Can’t be good for your prison rep to get turned in by a fat, adult man dressed up in costume playing Superheroes in his free time.