So yesterday I posted a few pictures of Cheryl Scott after which everyone was like whoa Big Cat, who is that smoke with the ridiculous body? Well guys, she’s my new girlfriend. And I know what you’re thinking, “damn bro, don’t you have like 1 million girlfriends at this point, how do you keep track of all of them”. To which my answer is yes, things are getting a little hectic for me lately. I’m in multiple online non-monogamous relationships, but the thing people need to understand is that when I see something I like, I have to have it, and I like Cheryl Scott, so she is now mine.
And yeah, right now we’re just online dating but that’s the first step. Once you online date a chick you basically have placed yourself into their brain. Its like inception. Cheryl Scott someday will be sitting at home thinking to herself, “whatever happened to that cute, slightly overweight, internet blogger with bitch hands, I should probably look him up so I can blow him”. And that my friends is how it works and by how it works I mean it has never worked, but you get what I’m saying.
Big Snake, #WHOA