Gawker - If there’s one thing missing from your Facebook experience, it’s an even heavier influx of ads, right? Just say yes — it’s not like you have a choice. Facebook is now inserting ads into your news feed, whether or not you’re a fan of the product. No word on what those limits are exactly, but no, you can’t opt out of this exciting new feature. The spokesperson also said, “We think this will make it easier for businesses to reach more people.” And it will — at the expense of Facebook’s users.
Oh, no! Advertisements!
If you are unable to scroll past an advertisement by this point in your life without throwing a hissy fit or whipping out your credit card and going into debt maybe this 21st century shit isn’t for you. Step away from the ledge idiots, it’ not like Mark Zuckerberg is tattooing the Nike swoosh under your eyelids. They’re just putting ads up on a website that already features ads. Seems like every few months people lose their fucking minds because Facebook added a new feature or changed their interface a little bit. It started when they got rid of the college e-mail restrictions and allowed anyone to sign up. Yeah what an awful idea that was. Only allowed them to add another billion users and completely revolutionize social interaction and how people go through their day-to-day lives. What a bunch of idiots. And then it was the news feed, then it was timeline and about a million other things that ruin the Facebook “experience”. Listen, Facebook is an “experience” in the same way jerking off is an “experience”. You do it a couple times a day because you don’t know what else to do, it passes the time, and in the end there was nothing memorable about it. Just admit that it’s a way for you to creep on hot chicks and go brainless for a few minutes a day and we can all move on.
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