Probably gonna have to check Egypt off the list of potential vacation spots again this year. Sucks. Another year, another downer of a problem for those bros. I mean first it was that pesky revolution where everyone was getting lit up in the middle of the town square with dead bodies everywhere and now 30 MILLION fucking locusts are just descending down on a whole country full of people. Straight biblical shit raining on these loons.
Whenever this shit happens though wouldn’t it just make more sense to move? Like doesn’t Oh honey don’t walk through Tahrir Square today, there’s supposed to be a community bombing at 2:30″ or Make sure you wear a coat outside, the Bible just happened and locusts are fucking eating people in the streets again” just get old after a while? Wake up you maniacs you live in the desert and nothing good has ever happened in your lives. You probably don’t even know what water is yet. Literally every single thing in your life is tan. That’s the only color you have. Leave the sand and go see the beach or something.