(Newser) – She wears cool shades, she texts like a badass, and she continues to boogie down. A video of the secretary of state hitting the dance floor in Johannesburg, South Africa, last night seems to be the standout clip of the day. Buzzfeed touts the fact that she “got low.” And Daily Intel heralds the fact that “now we know what kind of dancer Hillary Clinton is … [she] definitely has some moves and—perhaps most important—she is not shy.”
Hillary Clinton is like that mom that used to hang around your friends cracking jokes and thinking she was cool and hip. Just trying WAY too hard to fit in and have everyone think she’s not some uptight robot who probably hasn’t had her vagina licked in a decade.
Newsflash Hillary, just because you grind at some party in South Africa doesn’t make you cool. Cool people don’t have to try and be cool, they just are cool. So nice try Hil but you’re not fooling anyone. Either you are cool or you aren’t, and you aren’t.
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Do you know what the most offensive part of this whole video is? The fact that Hillary Clinton straight up stole Steven Seagal’s look without even asking. Right down to the Kimono and pony tail. If Hillary isn’t careful she may be on the way to the bank, the blood bank.
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