So someone sent me this picture today asking if I knew who it was. I didn’t, but a few stoolies on twitter did. I guess her name is Jessica McCoy, half japanese, half hawaiin, surfing beach bum bombshell. What I don’t get is how this chick isn’t more famous. She has like 100 twitter followers and a dozen pictures online. It makes no sense. This picture is one of my favorite pictures of all time. Wife, girlfriend, everything material. I need more Jessica McCoy and I need it now.
If you’re on twitter , follow her here – Jessica McCoy
And yes, obviously I’m asking people to follow her so that maybe she notices me and we have 90 seconds of sex. Of course it’s a longshot but you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -
Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott