Alaska - Peter Friesema is a referee for the Western Collegiate Hockey Association and the Central Hockey League. Late Saturday night, Freisema was returning from a UAA tournament through Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport in Anchorage. The gate agent accidentally placed Freisema’s luggage sticker on his traveling companion’s bag, but he was told it was no big deal since they were both headed to the same destination and because the bags were already on the belt. What Friesema said next temporarily shut down the airport, forced hundreds of passengers into the cold night air, caused many to miss connections, and landed him in jail. “But my friend’s bag has a bomb in it,” the agent remembers him saying, according to a charging document. He recounted it to authorities slightly differently, more to the effect of “what if my friend’s bag has a bomb in it?”
Either way, his comment was “perhaps an effort to be funny or flirtatious,” Assistant District Attorney Adam Alexander said Sunday before Friesema made a court appearance.As a result of his quip, the airport was evacuated (!) until 3 a.m. and Friesema was charged with disorderly conduct. The FBI is considering other charges, which could include making terrorist threats; i.e. joking about a bomb and causing the evacuation of a public place.
If this ref Peter Friesema is seriously trying to be all cutesy with a female TSA agent with this terrorism joke then yeah, obvi he needs to go to jail for a long, long time. And it’s not even the quip he made. That’s whatever. Like the joke didn’t even make sense. Why would he get on the airplane in the first place if his buddy is packing a bomb? Duh, he wouldn’t. But it’s the fact that he tried to flirt with a TSA agent that’s the real crime here. Uh, Pete have you ever seen a female TSA agent bro? For real the grossest women on the planet have those jobs. Just the absolute lowest common denominators of the female race. The whole pre-requisite for landing that gig is a fupa, sweat chin, a waddling gait and a diet coke addiction. Like putting lipstick on a pig but pigs are probably cuter and at least you can eat one without passing out. So shame on you Peter. I thought hockey bros nailed puck sluts 100% of the time. Guess not. Enjoy prison poser.