Tomorrow marks the biggest day in South Bend since that fat lesbian Charlie Weis and his fupa were walking the sidelines across the field from Pete Carroll and Matt Leinart in 2005 during the “Bush Push” game. The Irish are sitting pretty at #11 in the polls and are welcoming in El Pres’s boys from #18 Michigan for a Saturday night showdown and Barstool Chicago is gonna be in South Bend to get fucking rowdy.
Starting at 10:00 we’ll be hosting a Kegs n’ Eggs shitshow at the corner of Hill and Corby with booze, a slip and slide, bags (cornhole), a motherfucking moon bounce, and tons of other crazy shit. There’s already hoards of people going so make sure you get there bright and early. You wont want to miss it. If you get lost just follow all the smokes. See all you crazy motherfuckers there.
Viva la Stool!