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Let me ask you a question. At this exact moment in the video.

How much money would you have put on the Husky kid to be the one to eat shit? 1 million? 10 million? Infinity? I think I would put infinity. It was like knowing exactly how a joke ends but still wanting to hear it. Poor kid. Probably thought he was close to getting to second base with one of those sluts on the right because they had been studying chemistry together and texting every night even though she just wanted to be friends.

PS - My girlfriend asked me the other day what Gangnam style was. No joke. Basically telling me that she doesn’t read the internet, like any of it. So what’s my point? My point is that to all 3 ladies currently reading this, I’m technically internet single. Holla.