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Hey Boss Get Your Chip Game Right
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So yesterday Pres blogged about these supposedly great tortilla chips driving him up a wall. Hey boss get on my level. You’re still trapped in the Matrix bro. El Antojito brings the fucking noise and it brings it hard. Blows Xochitl or whatever those things were out of the water. Not only the best tortilla out there, might be the best snack food in the game period. Only downside is they’re made so well and with such care they often can’t fit all the way into the jar. Gotta bite off a piece and dip the rest. But whatever, it’s not that big of a deal. I mean if a girl has to stop blowing you to fix her hair few times it doesn’t ruin BJ’s or anything. Same thing here. El Antojito’s gotta move the hair around a little bit but the bottom line is you’re still cumming yourself.
By neil posted August 9th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
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  by billwalkersdong on August 9, 2012 at 2:12 pm
  or you could open the jar and pour your salsa into a bowl you fucking retard
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  by bogdogg on August 9, 2012 at 2:44 pm
  Fuck you for making me sign in just so I can say how much this sucked. Does el pres give out a template before hiring writers or something? Why is it that even the guys who start by exhibiting some writing talent end up all falling into the same inane speech patterns? Only explanation is that using hardo, game, bro, smoke, fire, and squid must earn the writers some extra money in their paychecks.
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  by presmoobs on August 9, 2012 at 2:45 pm
  @ cleveland preach brother, preach. As a slight amendment to 5, if your girl has long hair and likes to go down on you and you don't pull the "hey hun let me help you out by holding your hair up out of your face, which im totally not doing so i can fuck your face while i pull on your hair a bit" move step your game up.
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  by briar on August 9, 2012 at 3:13 pm
  strug
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  by crosbysbrain on August 9, 2012 at 3:16 pm
  Dude, you need some sun. Whitest hand in the blogging game period. And you are wrong, when a girl fixes her hair once, its downhill. Starts a chain reaction of continuous playing with her hair. But you wouldn't know about that anyways, gay dudes have nice short hair.
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  by one stool wonder on August 9, 2012 at 3:16 pm
  neil this blog is the last gun in the bullet so to speak
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  by presmoobs on August 9, 2012 at 3:19 pm
  @nat gotta agree with jag here, who the fuck takes multiple bites on a scoop? there made to be bite size. that's the point of the chip.
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  by herbie versmells on August 9, 2012 at 3:20 pm
  newsworthy: 0.0 funny: 0.2 sense made: 0.1 gayness: 9.6 balding-fuckheadedness: 9.4 argument: 1.3 overall: kill.yourself
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  by angus on August 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm
  Fact: anyone over the age of 24 who still cums solely from blowjobs isn't good at sex. it's top tier foreplay and that's it.
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  by fuckyoueastcoast on August 9, 2012 at 3:34 pm
  This is the absolute worst blog ever, and you've had some horrible blogs.
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  by financebroskegs on August 9, 2012 at 3:35 pm
  how much fucking AIDS do you have?? jesus christ, go out in the sun you fucking aids vampire pussy
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  by jagopey88 on August 9, 2012 at 3:45 pm
  Tostitos Scoops are the best chip on the planet, Fit perfectly in the jar or bowl and allow for maximum salsa scoopage. Anyone who eats any chip other then tostitos brand doesn't know shit about snacking. Case fucking closed
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  by jvanwink72 on August 9, 2012 at 3:49 pm
  Get on your level? I am sure he would rather jack off with a handful of rock salt that stoop to your pathetic level
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  by natkingcole on August 9, 2012 at 3:50 pm
  jagopey sounds like a Budweiser/Bud Light drinker
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  by presmoobs on August 9, 2012 at 3:51 pm
  @nat you chew.
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  by jagopey88 on August 9, 2012 at 3:52 pm
  I dont need some Swanky chip to eat my salsa, im all about affordabilty and salsa eating efficiency
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  by bdemps15 on August 9, 2012 at 4:02 pm
  Chicago site is starting to grow on me. Unfortunately it's growing on me like a genital wart.
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  by natkingcole on August 9, 2012 at 4:09 pm
  "Tostitos Scoops are the best chip on the planet" False, they are actually the worst kind of tostitos, they break apart into little shards when you bite into them
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  by jagopey88 on August 9, 2012 at 4:15 pm
  Nat, how can you make a Tostito scoop into a 2 bite affair? they are one bit max, u shovel the salsa onto the chip and put the entire scoop into your mouth. no need for multiple bites unless your some sort of chip eating Mary..
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  by crosbysbrain on August 9, 2012 at 4:21 pm
  Scoops often scratch the top of my mouth, don't know if im chewing wrong or what. Hint of lime are great doe.
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  by natkingcole on August 9, 2012 at 4:29 pm
  unless you swallow them whole im not sure how you eat them without them stabbing you in the mouth
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  by cawk gawd on August 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm
  hey neil you skinny pale fuck, put down the chips and eat some fucking chicken or steak or something, and do some fucking pushups
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  by notharrypotter on August 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm
  girls who know how to suck a dick don't need to fix their hair, they play through the pain like a real champ. you of all people should know about bj technique you big gaybar. your boyfriends name must be bob. neil and bob, or is that like what you do?
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  by pharr02 on August 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm
  Youve officially reached the brink with this pathetic attempt here. Even if youre next 100 blogs are hysterical I wont laugh once because it is you who is writing it. You do not have the ability to be funny. How the fuck did you get this job? How bad were the people who did not get this job? You remind me of someone. You know that friend that no one in the group likes? You are his little brother.
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  by dustman on August 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm
  Can't win them all Neil
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  by pfm_to_dt on August 9, 2012 at 6:19 pm
  The metaphorical girl with hair you are talking about is most likely a dude because you are a faggot
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  by juicy_j on August 9, 2012 at 7:10 pm
  You actually called him boss, LOL no wonder you have a job
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  by Cleveland Steamer on August 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm
  1: it's elprez not boss 2: matrix came out in 1999 3: no one can pronounce either chipmaker correctly 4: tortilla chips are not the best snack food in the game by a long shot. 5: your comparing chips to bj's is fucking retarded and no chick who is any good completely stops to fix her hair mid bj. 6: you suck.
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  by WooRat on August 9, 2012 at 8:31 pm
  You eat out of the jar. You sir, are forever alone. Fact.Diaf, gay boy.
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  by ant on August 10, 2012 at 12:20 am
  i knew this article would suck but I just wanted to see how bad..but u always outdue yourself - bravo. PS Mexicans are laughing at you for buying hippy gluten free chips you find at whole foods..that shits prb $10 a bag. Stupid ass article neil. get that "my chips are better than yours" bullshit outta here. go write for chicks - f'n stupid.
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  by hello on August 10, 2012 at 3:44 am
  WHY THE FUCK does every one of your blogs involve some extreme ultimate statement? You are fucking awful.
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