Craigslist - I’m offering maid and cleaning services this fall and winter – free of charge. I can do floors, windows, dusting, bathrooms, kitchens, sorting and organizing, laundry, possibly some errands. I’m sure I can help with any other types of chores, so just ask. To be clear, I’m a guy who prefers to wear female maid/housekeeper attire while working and have a feminine appearance. No games or intimacy whatsoever – I just enjoy dressing up and taking care of the housework while others relax. I’m polite, educated, down to earth and serious. Please email and let me know who you are and where you are in Chicago along with any other questions. Can possibly travel to suburbs. Thanks!
In the off chance this guy isn’t trying to murder and/or fuck you, this is a pretty great deal right? Sure it’s a little weird to have a grown ass man dressed up in a french maid outfit waltzing around like Mrs. Doubtfire dusting your shades and scrubbing your shitter but free is free. Just have to grin and bear it while homeboy does his thing and gets his rocks off but in the end your apartment is going to look good as new. Gotta take what you can get in the cleaning game because it’s not everyday the dirty Latina maids are going to come prancing through your door looking to mop your floor and suck your dick.
PS – I’ve mentioned this maid chick Lola before. Wifey material to the max.
PPS – Somebody please e-mail this guy and see what the deal is.