DM - A mother who was jailed for biting off her partner’s testicles has been back in court after the pair rekindled their romance. Martin Douglas required emergency surgery and 19 stitches to re-attach his scrotum after the drunken assault by his then-girlfriend Maria Topp. But after rekindling their unlikely romance Topp says she was ‘stabbed in the back’ by Mr Douglas after he reported her to police for breaching her restraining order.
Topp, 45, admitted unlawfully and maliciously inflicting grievous bodily harm as her trial at Newcastle Crown Court was about to start last October. The mother-of-four was handed a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months, plus a restraining order which banned her from contacting Mr Douglas. However, after a ‘chance’ encounter in Newcastle in March this year, the pair got back together again. Topp, 45, had a ‘friendly chat’ with her ex-flame when they bumped into each other in Yates’ wine bar in the city centre. She then sent Mr Douglas a text asking ‘Do you still love me?’
Topp and Mr Douglas resumed their old relationship, which fizzled out again in June this year at which point Mr Douglas reported Topp’s breach of her restraining order.
The balls on this crazy bitch. Complaining about getting “stabbed in the back” by this guy reporting her for breaking her restraining order? Uh hey honey, you munched this guy’s testicles off. Acted on this scrotum like you were Joey Chestnut in a jelly bean eating contest. Pretty sure he’s not going to let that one go for a while. I mean most guys are gonna hold a lifetime grudge over a case of blue balls. You straight up castrated this dude. He could push your roly poly body off a cliff and it wouldn’t be penalty enough.
It is kinda weird that he didn’t report her right away though right? Like apparently he started seeing her again so that means they had sex I’m assuming. Can you imagine being Martin Douglas getting back in bed with this floozy after she bit his balls off the last time? Awk-ward. Definition of the “Fearection” right there.