And the answer is Elin Nordegren. Is Elin Nordegren the number 1 catch on the planet? Hear me out, she’s obviously blazing hot, has already had her children, and is filthy rich. And the best part, she’s not filthy rich on her own so you don’t have worry about her being some Alpha Female big shot CEO who thinks she has a dick and completely cuckolds her husband. Nope, that’s all Tiger Money. So in my mind you would just sit around the beach, have sex, tell the kids not to kill each other and laugh at how awesome it is to spend all of Tiger’s hard earned money. Pretty good life right there.
And yeah I know she’s also probably emotionally crippled and will never trust another human being in her life and despises all men forever but I feel like that’s something you can talk your way out of right?
























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