And the answer is Heidi Klum. This is called aging well. Holy shit. How’d you like to be Seal right about now? Weird faced old guy asking people if they remember that time you sang Kiss By A Rose while your ex-wife is somehow getting even hotter? Already had her kids. Already gotten all the gross pregnancy stuff out of the way. Now she just has the next 20-30 years to be an absolute cougar and fuck whoever she wants. Meanwhile you’re probably sitting in some dive karaoke bar with half a face acting like a total loser. I knew that divorce would be a knockout for Heidi just didn’t think it would be in the first round.