And the answer is Arianny Celeste. I’m pretty sure I would like to marry this chick, like right now. Like if she magically appeared in my parent’s basement right this second I would propose on the spot. Just so smoking hot. And the best part is she’s got some Asian in her so she can be a tiger mom to my children and really whip them into shape. Keep them on the straight and narrow so they can be doctors and lawyers, make that cash and pay for my early retirement. Lord knows Big Cat is going to be one of those “Hands Off” fathers so this is really my only option to have somewhat legitimately offspring.
NSFW links, because its Friday and I wanted to do something nice for my internet friends.