And the answer is Ashley Greene. I am literally obsessed with this chick/dress combo. Completely speechless. So classy, so sexy. Unreal. Like you know how when heroin addicts talk about their first high, that’s how I feel right now. I may never be able to get high off anything else again. Ashley Greene and her red dress have changed the course of my life. I may even change my calendar like they did with Jesus. Everything after today will be post AGRD (Ashley Greene Red Dress).