And the answer is… Lindsay Lohan. Sheesh. Just straight impossible to get a read on ol’ Lindsay. One week she’s lying naked on set of some movie making everyone take off their pants and you think “The red fox has still got it“, and then the next thing you know she’s pulling moves like this at the beach. Maybe it was just the angle of the camera or something but I got almost no movement at all from these pics. A little whimper here and there but nothing substantial really. Used to be I could see the DVD cover to Freaky Friday and pitch a tent in seconds but times have changed I guess. Nothing sadder than seeing a Mt. Rushmore smoke crumble before your eyes.