And the answer is Playboy playmate Nikki Leigh. Just your average California blonde hair blue eyed bombshell. Not exactly what I need when I’m staring directly into Winter’s asshole. I’ll just hibernate and become a pale ghostlike recluse while Nikki hangs out in Cali getting tanned and taking pictures of her ass. Whatever, at least my apartment won’t fall into the ocean next time there’s an earthquake, so I got that going for me, which is nice.