And the answer is Rosie Huntington Whiteley. Dominating those spandex. Has there ever been a more prototypical model than this chick? Drop dead gorgeous and looks so fucking mean. Even her name is perfect. Huntington Whiteley? That’s like the most pretentious, I’m better than you name in the world. I can’t even imagine if I dated her. Probably just say real condescending things to me all day long. Stare at me eating pizza with a scowl while she eats celery and air. I’d have sex with her for 2 minutes, the whole time she’d be bored to death, maybe even smoking one of those long cigarettes with the cig holder like Creula Deville. But you know what, when you look like this you can get away with all of those things. That’s just how the world works.