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I was all set to hate on Britney here but you know what, I’m kind of turned on. Fuck all the fake girls who have to wear 10 gallons of makeup and get dolled up. Give me a slightly overweight, washed up star, pissing her pants all day everyday. It’s called being comfortable in your own skin guys. So what if its a leaky vagina and some grey sweatpants, I can’t help what puts blood in my penis.
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  by one stool wonder on October 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm
  
  you aint cool unless you pee your pants
  
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  by smitty3 on October 19, 2012 at 4:49 pm
  
  i feel like if i touched her shed be sticky
  
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  by mattsh20 on October 19, 2012 at 5:06 pm
  
  BC, Im with you bro. Something primal about a chick that takes a leak whenever she wants.
  
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  by jaymariotti on October 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm
  
  I would still have sex with her.
  
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  by dudemanyo on October 19, 2012 at 5:10 pm
  
  If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. - Uncredited
  
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  by scmass on October 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm
  
  She's a meth head has been.
  
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  by dpgary on October 19, 2012 at 6:26 pm
  
  call me myles davis
  
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  by billman on October 19, 2012 at 10:00 pm
  
  She is officially attainable for regular guys
  
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  by ducksflytogether on October 20, 2012 at 11:45 am
  
  "I can%u2019t help what puts blood in my penis." - Jerry Sandusky. Blatent example of plagiarism.
  
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  by ducksflytogether on October 20, 2012 at 11:46 am
  
  "I can%u2019t help what puts blood in my penis." - Jerry Sandusky. Blatent example of plagiarism.
  
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  by ducksflytogether on October 20, 2012 at 11:46 am
  
  "I can%u2019t help what puts blood in my penis." - Jerry Sandusky. Blatent example of plagiarism.
  
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  by herbie versmells on October 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm
  
  sorry, ducksflytogether, i don't speak cyborg
  
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  by piratesalsa on October 20, 2012 at 12:43 pm
  
  That's crotch sweat from a workout makes her even more doable.
  
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