First of all, I hope someday I love something as much as this chick loves Lobster claws. It’s like when there is an And1 game at Rucker Park and someone throws down a Vicious dunk, except instead of black people and basketball it’s white people in fleece vests and marine biology.
Second, I need this lobster. Not want, need. He has a hand claw, I have a hand claw. This is me in Lobster version. God made Lola for me and if someone could please steal her and send her to Chicago that would be very much appreciated. Don’t get in the way of destiny, that’s how people get hurt.
Not trying to start a war here but our Comment section needs to step it up if they want to get in the same ballpark as GrindTv.