Sweet stain bro. I’m sure it’s just the pina colada.
DM - A gay couple in Virginia is suing United-Continental airlines after the two men found a large dildo had been removed from their checked checked luggage and taped to the top of their suitcase – and then sent down to the baggage pickup carousel. Christopher Bridgeman and Martin Borger say baggage handlers at Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airport invaded their privacy and targeted them for humiliation because of their sexuality. They were standing around the baggage carousel in Norfolk with the other passengers from their plane, when the defaced bag appeared. It was wrapped in clear tape that had the Continental airlines logo on it. The purple sex toy was prominently attached to the top.
Sometimes I feel like for every two steps forward, the gays just take a gigantic leap back. Seriously these dudes need to lighten up. I’d even use a “loosen that butthole” up joke two days in a row but I’m guessing these guys are all set in that department. But anyway, I’m really not sure what these guys are bitching about. You can’t just layover in Houston, TX for a few hours and not expect a little fun to be poked at the MONSTER pink dildo you’re carrying around with you. Can’t do it. That’s going to happen literally every time. Nobody’s judging you or making fun at you and your flamboyant lifestyle. It’s just a little fooling around is all. A little poking fun at the behemoth Lexington Steele pepperoni stick you carry around when you travel. When that bag started making its way around the carousel, instead of acting like a couple of queens , maybe try whooping it up and getting people on your side. It was your one shining moment to prove to your Southern haters that you belong and you blew it, gay dudes.
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