Yahoo - A thief who stole over $100,000 worth of diamonds and pearls from a jeweler in Manchester, Britain, has been caught by police after he posted pictures of himself vacationing in Brazil and shopping on the streets on London. Charles Rodriguez, 31, is a Colombian man who police believe is a member of the crime gang the Latin Kings. In October 2011, along with another man, he allegedly beat a jeweler who had been returning from a sales trip. The two stole the keys to his car and opened his trunk, then made off with two briefcases containing diamonds and pearls worth more than £80,000, according to Manchester City Police.
Sort of a damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation here for Charles Rodriguez. Columbia, Brazil and London is a fucking AWESOME vacation. Make no mistake about that. All xenophobia aside those are three primo destinations. Pretty much impossible not to post those pictures to Facebook to shove it in everyone’s face how fucking awesome your life is. I mean I remember the first time I visited Philadelphia I literally re-activated my deleted Facebook just so I could upload pictures of fucking cheese steaks from Pat’s and Gino’s, and then another picture of a homeless guy pissing on another homeless guy. And that was in fucking Philly (sorry Mo). This bro went to South America and Europe. So I get where he’s is coming from.
I will say though, when you’re a Mexican guy living in England and you take off to Columbia and Brazil after you commit a jewel heist, might just wanna stay the fuck where you are next time and not come back home. Like no offense bro but you probably stuck out like a sore thumb in London with your lavish shopping sprees and not being a white person and shit. The second anybody saw you not sodding a soccer field the hotline probably lit up like a goddamn Christmas tree. Best bet was to stay in the continent where everybody looks the same as you and chill on the beach for the rest of your life.