Nice pants dickhead.
This kind of validates me coming off skinnyjeans-gate yesterday. I may have tiny little bitch hands and a limp wrist and a shirt that is a little too small because I’ve been benching a lot recently but I sure as fuck wasn’t wearing Skinny Jeans. I’m not sure Dwayne Wade even has a penis, that’s how skinny these skinny jeans are. Clown City.
Sharpie gets me. Its tough fitting into pants when you have awesome quads. Cross we bear.