Oh man. This guy. Such a riot. “Hey honey let’s go for a quick flight around the city, maybe make a buzz by the Signature room at the 95th and th… AHH!!! OH MY GOD WE’RE GOING DOWN! WE’RE GONNA DIE!… Ah, ah, gotcha! Hey lets get married babe! What’s that smell?”
All I gotta say is this guy is the luckiest man on the planet. Probably found the only girl alive that a) isn’t totally embarrassed by this ridiculous fucking idea, and b) didn’t immediately say “no”, take over the controls and murder-suicide both of them because she was so upset that she got proposed to nose-diving towards her imminent death. Good idea dude, it’s every girl’s dream growing up to get proposed to while she’s spiraling out of control and shitting her pants in every which direction. He lucked out big time. Any other chick and this dude would have ended up like Mr. Sunshine on my goddamn shoulders John Denver swimming at the bottom of Lake Michigan.
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