Source - An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police. The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris. Investigators discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.” At around 3:45 AM Monday, cops spotted Harris and another woman inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. The women were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back.” Asked by a cop if the car contained weapons or drugs, Harris, who was behind the wheel, answered that “she did not think there was anything.” But when a drug dog alerted to both the driver and passenger sides of the Toyota Yaris, cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.
This may shock you guys but I have no idea how the vagina works. Not a clue. Like as you get older you figure you learn more and more as you go along like it’s a book or something. You finish a page of the book, you know that information now, so you turn to the next page and you’re that much closer to finishing up the book. But then one day you’re turning a page and someone like Christie Dawn Harris pops up with loaded handguns in her vagina and methamphetamine in her asshole and you realize the book just keeps re-writing itself and goes on for infinity and you’ll never finish it. I mean this story makes absolutely zero sense. I have no clue how it’s at all possible to get a .22-cal Freedom Arms handgun stuck in your vag. Kegals maybe? Maybe it was kegals? No idea. Can all girls do this? What else can fit up there? Free weights? Ukulele’s? I’m flabbergasted by the whole thing. Kinda makes me wanna un-cross off Oklahoma as a list of states I’d never want to visit. Like a USA version of Thailand down there in Sooner country.