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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Tricked Another Woman Into Having Sex With Her Because It Would Be The Only Thing That Could Save Her Life?

Houston- Last night Jessica Cooley of the Lufkin Daily News broke the story of Angela Buchanan, a 30-year-old woman evidently smitten with a 51-year-old lady. Buchanan and the woman had been messaging each other for the past seven years via Yahoo!, during which time Buchanan claimed to have survived breast cancer in 2008 and to have had twins via in vitro fertilization while living with a former girlfriend. According to an Angelina County arrest affidavit, in March, Buchanan started contacting the woman posing as “Doc,” a Lufkin gynecologist with whom Buchanan claimed to have a sort of mother-daughter friendship.

What Doc messaged the 51-year-old was chilling. Buchanan had a pre-cancerous mass in her breast. The best course of treatment, “Doc” advised, was for Buchanan to spike her natural hormone levels through having sex. Lots and lots of sex, specifically sex with the woman reading her messages. It was the best way to try to save Buchanan’s life. The woman later told police she had religious qualms over the relationship at first, but soon overcame them to try to save Buchanan’s life. Under the online supervision of “Doc, the women started having sex regularly.

Angela Buchanan you goddamn genius you. I mean is that all it really takes? You just claim terminal illness and sex is the only cure and chicks will do whatever you want? You just pull on their emotional heart strings a little bit and say you’re dying of cancer and they just come crawling to your doorstep in a negligee and some anal beads ready to fuck you back to health? Maybe even do a little girl on girl if the disease is terminal? Well shit I don’t even need to create a fake doctor identity like this chick did to convince a girl I’m about to buy the farm. Just gotta lay my Tom Hanks in Philadelphia face on a stable of girls and say the only way my cancer/AIDS hybrid can be cured is through a sterling combination of all night blowjobs, tantric sex and a few carpet cleaners and I’ll be in like flint. Sorry ladies but it’s the only thing that can save Chemo from chemo.

By neil posted October 19th, 2012 at 11:35 AM

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by kyleortonsneckbeard on October 19, 2012 at 11:37 am
I wish I had more hands... so I could give this blog four thumbs down!
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by taco_bun on October 19, 2012 at 11:38 am
you single handedly ruin this website for everyone that reads it
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by suckfarts on October 19, 2012 at 11:41 am
I get that you are terrible and try your best at comedy, but did you just say that you will try to convince women to heal your AIDS through blowjobs? Um, pretty sure Tom Brady couldn't convince a broad to cure his AIDS via oral sex.
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by dballz on October 19, 2012 at 11:42 am
The people ruining the website are the commenters that have nothing better to do that bitch and moan about blogs. Please let it go.
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by unclejerry2ndmile on October 19, 2012 at 11:42 am
Does this look like a comment of someone who loves your writing? FUCK YOU!
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by maukstraussity on October 19, 2012 at 11:43 am
The only blogger that gets more comments than Kneel is Pageviews, do you morons really think that ripping him in every blog is going to get him canned by the covetous jew?
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by suckfarts on October 19, 2012 at 11:46 am
The only way to stop the Neil train is to reduce the comments, but I just can't stop, it's a vicious cycle.
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by bdemps15 on October 19, 2012 at 11:46 am
You should no problem pulling that off with a guy considering you look like you have terminal cancer. Let us know Monday.
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by diesel001 on October 19, 2012 at 11:49 am
You suck Neil
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by djpetron on October 19, 2012 at 11:50 am
Anybody know when the new Medal of Honor game drops?
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by BdayUmich on October 19, 2012 at 11:51 am
God Damnit... getting really sick of clicking shit and seeing Neil's name attached. Pres, if you aren't going to flush this turd, at least provide an option to block his blogs out so we don't even see them. No dballz, the person that is ruining it is Neil, enough bitching and we can get that rectified like the Manzo situation. You and maukstaussity can have your little threesomes with Neil all you want, your either friends or family, no way anyone could be a fan, but either way Neil will go. He is horrible, worse than Manzo even.
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by jesuseffingchrist on October 19, 2012 at 12:04 pm
"cancer/AIDS hybrid." This is the first words that caught my eye in this blog. Im not even going to read it.
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by herbie versmells on October 19, 2012 at 12:24 pm
ok neil, joke is over. we understand your plan to lower the bar to the point of being able to literally say "check out this funny video i found" and increase your likeability by 5000%. please go fuck yourself, enough is enough. 5-10 words is all we can handle from your aids infested brain
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by SoftAsSatinDavidPatten on October 19, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Every one of your blogs gives me so much more respect for Big Cat. How he hasnt just cut you out of the picture entirely, really speaks to his moral fiber.
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by eboe6666 on October 19, 2012 at 5:11 pm
And Kneel boots another easy grounder...
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