(Source) A drugged-up lunatic managed to get himself into three kinds of trouble on one stretch of Kansas City road. He was high on PCP when he fell out of a moving car Saturday afternoon near Interstate 70, said cops, who didn’t release the man’s name. On the pavement, he was run over by another car, WDAF-TV reported. He got up, apparently badly injured, as several cars stopped to see if he needed help.
“It looked like he was dead on the road, like flat and everything,” said Sara Morris, who pulled over. That’s when he staggered over to Morris’ car, opened the back door and tried to abduct her 1-month-old baby daughter Emily. “He was just trying to grab her out of the backseat and I got out and grabbed him and told him ‘let go of my daughter!’” dad Matthew Nicotra recalled. The man was taken to a local hospital, and could be charged with attempted child abduction. Baby Emily wasn’t hurt in the struggle.
A friend of the suspect’s told WDAF that he is fighting for custody of his two other children after his own baby daughter died about a month ago. His daughter’s mother and her boyfriend are facing charges after the boyfriend admitted to throwing the little girl against a wall. “It’s been a very traumatic, hard experience for him,” Amy Maurer said. “But by no means was he trying to cause harm to this child. When he saw that baby, he snapped.” But Morris said the tragedy gave the man “no right to grab my child at all.”
You know how sometimes you’ll read a story and be like Ha! I’d handle myself SO differently. Like when you visualize someone mugging you or robbing your house. You always think that you’ll end up kicking the muggers ass or beating the shit out of the intruder when in reality you really have no idea how you would react in that type of situation. Well thats sort of like this story. I would like to sit here and tell you that if I was high on PCP, falling out of moving cars and getting run over by trucks that I wouldn’t start trying to steal babies but I can’t. I don’t know how I would react in that situation. What if stealing a baby is just the next instinctive move after getting all of your internal organs pancaked by a Mitsubishi Galant? Has it happened to you? Exactly, so don’t sit here and tell me how you would react. No one but this guy can conclusively tell us what it feels like. For all we know the only pain medication for being run over by a car is stealing a baby.
Don’t think you want to play the “look like” game when you look like Danny Tamburelli and Donkey Lips fucked and procreated.