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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Helped His Girlfriend Barricade Her Daughter In A Closet With No Food?

KC Star - Police have arrested Marcus R. Benson, the man police say is the boyfriend of the woman accused of barricading her 10-year-old malnourished daughter in an apartment closet. Benson was arrested about 8 p.m. Thursday. He is being held at Kansas City police headquarters and will make an appearance in court at 11 a.m. today. Jackson County prosecutors have charged Benson with two charges of felony child endangerment. Benson told police he didn’t know about the abuse. Police found the girl on June 22 in an apartment in the 1300 block of Highland Avenue after someone called the Missouri child abuse hotline. The girl weighed just 32 pounds. Her mother, Jacole Prince, 29, has been charged with assault, child abuse and child endangerment.

Wahh, I’m hungry, alone and locked in a closet! I’m malnourished and nobody loves me! God, what a little ungrateful bitc– wait, 32 pounds? THIS BITCH WEIGHED 32 POUNDS?! Jesus christ. Guess she wasn’t too happy with the original weigh-in at the hospital huh? She may have actually lost weight since being born a decade ago. I mean are we even sure this was a 10 year old child? It wasn’t like a baby fawn or a North Korean or something? Sheesh. I gotta tell ya though, we need more details about this before we can just strap 2 felony counts on Marcus Benson here. What if he started dating this crazy broad after she locked her daughter in the closet? Positively no way he could have heard her in there. 32 lbs doesn’t give you a lot of torque when it comes to making a motherfuckin’ ruckus. Can’t help what you can’t hear, that’s science.

By neil posted July 20th, 2012 at 1:10 PM

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by domley on July 20, 2012 at 1:24 pm
what herbie said you inept playwright
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by rbudddwyer on July 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm
you sure it wasn't you they locked in the closet with no food?
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by johnnybegood on July 20, 2012 at 2:11 pm
KFC seems to think that we are being too harsh on Neil. That these blogs are actually funny and we just won't admit it. I disagree. I would bet good money that I could read a handful of random blogs from EP, KFC, Mo, and Neil and pick out the Neil blog every time.
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by herbie versmells on July 20, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Reading your blogs are like banging a fat chick. I know it's going to be terrible, but I have nothing better to do at the moment...I go through with it....and then after I'm done, my feelings on it are actually way worse than I even anticipated, which was somewhere between absolutely terrible, and extremely embarassing.
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by theorules on July 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm
typical neil
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by mabalz on July 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Kill yourself!
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by herbie versmells on July 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm
I agree. Neil, ya know those blogs that take you 3 hours to write one paragaph because you keep writing horseshit after horseshit, then deleting it and replacing with more unfunny horseshit? Just feel the flow. Let it rip, like you're riding a biccle for the first time on your own....except this time you are riding a bicycle in front of thousands of sarcastic assholes ready to rip on you when you eat shit.
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by thekid29 on July 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm
@herbie versmells- Couldn't agree more. Exactly what I was thinking when reading this hot garbage.
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by 5MinuteMajor on July 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Maybe the kid was fat, did you ever think of that?
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by briar on July 20, 2012 at 3:45 pm
More details? He's black - what else do you need?
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by natkingcole on July 20, 2012 at 4:15 pm
"Cant help what you cant hear, thats science" - did you forget about all the other animals (fucking almost all of them) that weight less than 32 pounds? do you not hear any of those either? not only are u impressively unfunny you are also a borderline short busser.
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by cockasian on July 20, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Your other blogs were bad but this is just atrocious
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by cockasian on July 20, 2012 at 5:48 pm
also, someone needs to post the writing that got neil hired in the first place
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by pres_jr on July 20, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Come on Neil, obviously your writing that got you hired was funny. Don't try and write "barstool" its not working.
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by chipwrecks on July 21, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Sheesh
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