Jordan Valley - A woman has been charged in a May incident where authorities say she stood on top of a maintenance building at Jordan Valley Ice Park, completely naked. For the second time. Samantha J. Edwards, 26, was charged with sexual misconduct and property damage. Surveillance footage shows the woman exposing her genitals to several people, throwing her bra on a walking trail and leaning over the balcony of the building over the course of 30 minutes.
“Defendant was likely high on bath salts at the time and also ripped the covers off of two electrical boxes and removed two fire extinguishers from the building,” a bond recommendation document says. She was seen by two people biking through the park and two ice park employees. Law enforcement has responded before to Edwards being naked in the park.
Who are these high and mighty ice park employees who called the police on this broad? Uh no offense guys but you work in an ice park. Some naked chick raging her tits off shouldn’t be a signal to call the cops, it should be a signal to turn off the Zamboni for a bit and make some snow cones. If there’s anything I learned from not watching or listening to the former president’s speech at the DNC last night it’s that no matter what job you hold, there’s always room for some sexy time. Doesn’t matter if you’re the leader of the free world or running an ice rink, never take yourself so seriously that you’re unwilling to party with naked sluts. Never. That’s just spitting in the face of good fortune plain and simple.