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DM- Youngsters left alone to enjoy a harmless Disney cartoon didn’t get the fairytale ending they were expecting after the film inadvertently cut to scenes from a porn movie. The shocking error happened while Georgie Brown’s three young children were watching a Lilo and Stitch cartoon at the family home in Fairview, North Carolina. Ms Brown recorded the film several days earlier on The Disney Channel’s Dish network. She went to the kitchen leaving her two-year-old son, three-year-old daughter and five-year-old son in the lounge to watch the PG -rated movie. A minute into the popular science fiction animation, however, she heard inappropriate noises coming from the lounge and when she returned she saw a man and a woman having sex on the screen.

Kids have got it made in the fucking shade these days. Every day there’s a new report coming out about how sexually active teens are, how girls are dressing more slutty, how blowjobs are the new goodnight kiss. On and on it goes. It’s like a rising tidal wave that keeps picking up more and more speed. And now 6 year olds are getting a side order of anal creampie to go along with their afternoon viewings of Lilo and Stitch. It’s maddening.

Why couldn’t this horny revolution have occurred when I was growing up? Every piece of sexual information for me growing up was like its own Pandora’s box. Like when I figured out masturbation by accident in the bathtub and scared myself half to death thinking I just shot a million tadpoles out of my dick. Or when I legit walked around thinking blowjobs were the same thing as sex for like 2 years. Or the time I nearly snapped my member in half the first time I tried to get a condom on. All the blood, sweat, and tears and years of embarrassment and these little fuckers are just getting handed a copy of the playbook for nothing. Young bloods don’t know how good they got it.