This is me and my buddy hoistin up a couple smokes at the Mississippi Valley Fair in Davenport, Iowa. So I guess my question is do we get laid for letting these AARP members post up on our necks?
Probably the easiest “Does this get me/us/this guy laid” question in Barstool history. Absolutely, 100% yes. I have never in my life seen chicks more ready to get it on like these two silver foxes. Just ready to ravish Derek and his boy into a million little pieces. That’s what happens when you dance the Charleston for 80 years and then two young Stoolies come along and EDM your tits off. It turns you into an animal. These two broads probably taught them more in one night than they’ve learned in all their years of laying the pipe. Do I sound jealous? Because I am jealous. Can’t pay for that type of experience. Hope you wore a condom boys.