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Curtains For Pres Taking You Into The Weekend
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Popcorn. The man’s Achilles Heel is Popcorn.

El Gato Grande, champion, Out.
By Big Cat posted March 15th, 2013 at 5:00 PM
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  by Young on March 15, 2013 at 5:01 pm
  They're calling the fight..
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  by goldenrenobs on March 15, 2013 at 5:02 pm
  Game. Blouses.
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  by Bosox9 on March 15, 2013 at 5:04 pm
  come on portnoy
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  by ih8nyy on March 15, 2013 at 5:04 pm
  What a fucking disgrace.
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  by CLCR76 on March 15, 2013 at 5:04 pm
  You do realize it's okay to breathe while eating.
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  by ron burgundy on March 15, 2013 at 5:05 pm
  Good thing he threw in the towel. He looks like a goddamn mess from this week.
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  by ih8nyy on March 15, 2013 at 5:05 pm
  From the look of those eyes Pres had the munchies.
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  by urlacherchi on March 15, 2013 at 5:05 pm
  that popcorn may have saved a man's life
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  by disgruntledvet on March 15, 2013 at 5:05 pm
  He eats because he's unhappy. And he's unhappy because he eats.
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  by dongzilla on March 15, 2013 at 5:06 pm
  Figures that a fat Jew couldn't keep his greedy paws off of an artery-clogging snack
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  by sizzlindeals on March 15, 2013 at 5:07 pm
  this part was written into the script weeks ago. but hey, at least i noticed and have been calling them out the entire time for this fake contest. you've all been listening right guys?
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  by panamared on March 15, 2013 at 5:09 pm
  sizzlin i vaguely remember someone saying prez's first lady would make him quit and he would not call it a loss. was that you
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  by Make You Humble on March 15, 2013 at 5:09 pm
  Barstool is like the WWE. Neil is the heel.
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  by creepster on March 15, 2013 at 5:10 pm
  You look worse than Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball.
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  by bish727 on March 15, 2013 at 5:12 pm
  That's a worse scripted ending than CM Punk losing to a People's Elbow
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  by oakmonster on March 15, 2013 at 5:12 pm
  A true Leprechaun Jew with his pot of gold. How dare you lie to the stoolies .
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  by donnielovedbowling on March 15, 2013 at 5:14 pm
  Looks like a chicken pecking at its feed.
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  by smishsmorshin on March 15, 2013 at 5:20 pm
  God he is a disgusting human
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  by hawaiibro on March 15, 2013 at 5:24 pm
  Michicgan losing made my day!
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  by bagarocks on March 15, 2013 at 5:29 pm
  El Schnoz has probably been doing this the whole time. TEAM BURRITO!
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  by alexbrovechkin on March 15, 2013 at 5:32 pm
  Bro, you're gross.
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  by dwyanewadesherpes on March 15, 2013 at 5:36 pm
  Hit a gym Pres!
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  by rolltideroll67 on March 15, 2013 at 5:37 pm
  Wow. Popcorn Pres? Look I like a nice bag of popcorn as much as the next guy but I dont think I would let it be the end of me in a competition of will..pussy on the other hand...
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  by disgruntledredsoxfan on March 15, 2013 at 5:40 pm
  I'm about as disappointed as Renee after all 5 seconds of fat, sweaty, disgusting sex with El Pres... Really? That fast Portnoy?
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  by annarborisawhore on March 15, 2013 at 5:43 pm
  That whole competition was a wast of time better used for getting an HJ from the internet.
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  by jm34 on March 15, 2013 at 5:55 pm
  I can actually hear you getting fatter
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  by pipelayer on March 15, 2013 at 5:58 pm
  What we don't see is the camera guys crank in the popcorn bag.. Oldest trick in the book...
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  by uracockwatcher on March 15, 2013 at 6:01 pm
  You do this for a fucking living... Learn how to hold a camera phone ... Fucking amateur hour
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  by imexhaustedg on March 15, 2013 at 6:14 pm
  and to even things out, prez wins the 'who can go the longest without a shower / shave' side bet.
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  by jwolf2 on March 15, 2013 at 6:21 pm
  Well, that was fucking pathetic
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  by seidenbergsslut44 on March 15, 2013 at 6:29 pm
  This was either totally fake from the beginning or the First Lady intervened. Either way, Pres looks like absolute shit.
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  by NV Pack on March 15, 2013 at 6:30 pm
  You're a total pussy, Pres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDWU2SR27g4&sns=em
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  by highanklesprain on March 15, 2013 at 6:41 pm
  This is interesting - the confirmation of the middle aged bearded Jew. Such focus. Superior beings really on some level but also the cause of humanity's ruin. St barths? How could you pay 3k a night? Did it hurt did you lie to yourself and say it was worth it? Talk to me.
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  by poppasmurff on March 15, 2013 at 6:44 pm
  Absolutely love how you missed your fucking mouth 3 seconds in because you dont know how to breathe in between bites.
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  by heynorth on March 15, 2013 at 7:00 pm
  This is like Rocky 4...if Drago was a fat lazy piece of shit.
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  by Tom Hagen on March 15, 2013 at 7:21 pm
  Prez, if there is one thing that this contest has proven, it's that the First Lady is an absolute fucking saint. Look at yourself, man. Just beyond grotesque on every level. How she can deal with you is beyond the scope of human understanding.
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  by harrygrundle on March 15, 2013 at 7:40 pm
  "Hey Renee, David Portnoy called and he wants his dick back." El Pres may be the mogul, but the first lady is the chairman of the board.
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  by providence pterodactyls on March 15, 2013 at 7:41 pm
  So is Neil the guy wearing the team burrito shirt behind Pres? He hid his face during the whole video while simultaneously looking like a tool.
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  by doubledecker on March 15, 2013 at 8:02 pm
  Can I get winner using a baked potato bar?
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  by goddy77 on March 15, 2013 at 8:04 pm
  Ron burgundy said it best. These two looked on the brink of death. Did anyone else notice how scrawny big cat is? What kind of cross fit u do bruhh?
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  by cmpride16 on March 15, 2013 at 8:07 pm
  absolutely no way pres isnt high as fuck, no chance at all. between the eyes and the way he is gonna at that popcorn i am 100% positive
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  by darthquider on March 15, 2013 at 8:29 pm
  your side profile is literally puke inducing.
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  by meowmixmeow on March 15, 2013 at 9:26 pm
  who the fuck eats popcorn one piece at a time?
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  by limitedbyreason on March 15, 2013 at 9:42 pm
  Must have been free.
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  by derekio on March 15, 2013 at 10:16 pm
  jesus portnoy, you look like miley cyrus's box after a heavy pounding from..well..me! (don't laugh, i make her straddle me and make farm animal noises
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  by buckyohare on March 15, 2013 at 11:28 pm
  What a disgrace for TeamPizza. "Popcorn is his weakness".
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  by keithsilly on March 16, 2013 at 1:47 am
  dude your such a bitch. you make a big deal about this contest and fold 5 days in. Pillow soft. Change your name to charmin.
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  by mattsh20 on March 16, 2013 at 2:19 am
  Fucking worst competition I've ever seen. Just a complete fucking waste of fucking time. What a fucking waste.
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  by haleyingonmyface on March 16, 2013 at 2:19 am
  DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
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  by jonbonezjonez on March 16, 2013 at 6:56 am
  Yeah, but you should see him run the 40.
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  by letsjustsnuggle6969 on March 16, 2013 at 8:09 am
  6 days you fucking pussies. El Pres tried that Monteys shit last night not even that good. Your a bitch...so much hype so little follow through you bitch
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  by yazman on March 16, 2013 at 8:15 am
  Disgusting, you could at least use a shovel when you eat like that.
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  by englewood joyride on March 16, 2013 at 10:27 am
  Wait, so the competition is seriously over because Pres couldn't keep popcorn out of his mouth at a place where they serve pizza? The fuck man? #TeamPizza ride or die is a sham.
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  by hail2daredskinz on March 16, 2013 at 12:03 pm
  if i had to go back to boston and eat that shitty pizza id have called it quits too. looks like a chick had her period on a piece of toast.
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  by bagarocks on March 17, 2013 at 12:02 am
  Dude, where can I get one of those "Team Burrito El Gato Grande" shirts???
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  by solars99 on March 17, 2013 at 12:17 am
  Almost puked watching you do that.
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  by sjoyce54 on March 18, 2013 at 10:22 am
  Now Big Cat gets to make a sex tape with Renee and post it on Chicago's site, right? A bet's a bet.
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  by superman29 on March 18, 2013 at 10:31 am
  oh man - i was really looking forward to your next in depth pizza review
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