Source - Shocked mums walked into the ladies’ loo with their kids only to find a man and woman having sex on the floor at around 5.30pm. A 42-year-old mother-of-two said: “People had gone in and started coming back from the toilet with a horrified look on their faces. “My daughter then went herself. She told me that they were at it on the floor. ” The couple, said to be in their late thirties, were smiling as they walked into the restaurant in The Galleria shopping centre, Hatfield, before sneaking away to the toilets. The mother added: “They should be absolutely disgusted with themselves, doing it in McDonald’s of all places. “It’s a kids’ restaurant for heaven’s sake! If it had been an adult restaurant it wouldn’t have been so bad. “They should be named and shamed. It’s a disgrace.”
Kind of a good news / bad news situation here for the guy. The good news is your girl is a freak. Will literally fuck you anywhere you can imagine. Bad news is your girl will literally fuck you anywhere, including a goddamn urine-stained McDonald’s bathroom, which is probably the grossest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. If she’s riding you reverse cowgirl in a fast food restaurant restroom she’s done some way crazier shit than that in the past with everyone else she’s been with. Probably got some major skeletons in her closet. Like literally, actual skeletons and femur bones that she DP’s herself with and shit. So working in a quick boner jam surrounded by half eaten McNuggets and Double Stacks is just child’s play. Then again nothing beats finishing up and slamming home 3 or 4 McChicken’s and a chocolate shake to cool off. If I’m being totally honest that probably outweighs any negatives that this chick is bringing to the table.