Nothing worse than knowing a guy like this. Oh I’m so cool, I don’t even make an expression when I’m on a roller coaster. Wow good for you pal, you’ve got more composure than the gaggle of 7 year old girls sitting behind you. Must be a goddamn blast being you for a living. I’m sure your friends love hitting you up for plans every Friday night.
Hey Coaster guy, wanna go to Joe’s tonight and hang out with chicks, party, and watch the game on his flat screen?
No? Alright, well you wanna go check out the new Dark Knight movie at the Imax?
Still not interested? Hey how about going to that brand new gay club downtown where dudes suck each other off and play anal putt-putt until 4 in the morning?
HA! Just kidding Coaster guy, we’re not going to a gay club, we’re going to Joe’s. Fuck you.