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(Source) Rachel Lamke of San Ramon fills up her tank at a Chevron station. Refineries increased production after the Aug. 6 Richmond fire to compensate for an anticipated shortage, which did not materialize.

Seriously, what the fuck? Jesus christ ladies clean this shit up. I’m not saying you need to get on our level but this is flat out unacceptable. Its cute when you don’t know how many inches are in a foot, or how to change a tire, or you forget what state Seattle is in, or when you believe every lie we’ve ever told you but this, this is flat out ridiculous. Its not like we’re asking you to solve a Calculus problem. And I’m not saying I’m some genius either, but guess what, I’m batting 100% lifetime when it comes to not doing what Rachel is doing right here. 100 Percent. Its like the only thing I haven’t fucked up in my entire life. Every time I’ve gotten gas I have successfully avoided covering the entire station with diesel fuel and washing my car with super unleaded.

Pretty safe to assume Rachel Lamke is the type of chick that makes you pull out way too early.

By Big Cat posted August 20th, 2012 at 2:00 PM

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by urlacherchi on August 20, 2012 at 2:04 pm
BAHAHA, fucking chicks man.
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by purplepeopleeater on August 20, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Seriously Northshorepete, you are a fucking douche, the blog wasn't about the differences between diesel and gasoline, it was about chicks that can't fucking pump gas...oh nevermind, you're just a douche.
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by jackofspades on August 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm
northshorepete has no idea that the Vikings were called the Purple People Eaters in the 70s...but whatever
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by scotty_stapp on August 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Hey northshorepete, you stink.
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by BarryBadrinath on August 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm
that p.s. is hitting the fucking nail on the head. safest assumption ever made in the history of the stool.
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by christosterone on August 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Dude, one of those models is Eric from True Blood....I am so ashamed I recognized him....
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by saulgoodman on August 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Absolutely spot-on, Big Cat. Bitches like this are the reason us hippies here in Oregon don't have to pump our own gas. Because our minds are too goddamn pot-riddled to do so.
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by northshorepete on August 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Ha! Big Cat you fucking ramrod... go on a tear about how manly you are and then you go on to basically imply gas and diesel are the same thing. FYI - They aren't... tard.
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by northshorepete on August 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm
dudebro... really? You want people to refer to you as dudebro? Fuckin tool. How about dildo... ya, dildo seems more fitting. Anyway, Dildo... how bout you go fuck yourself? Hm? how does that sound? Ya, good call by me. Eat shit, eat my shit... fuckin donkey.
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by edrooney on August 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Great blog lion.
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by northshorepete on August 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Seriously 'purplepeopleater'.... seriously?
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by purplepeopleeater on August 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Northshorepete you are totally making fun of all the screen names of the people who are calling out your bullshit. I see what you're doing there. Hilarious, you the man.
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by christosterone on August 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm
dudebro, why is your timestamp so much later? what time zone are you in?
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by paul_el on August 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Broad over the weekend asked me if a centimeter was bigger than an inch.
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by Nickv18 on August 20, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Chicks who fall into that PS bomb just dropped are the fucking worst women on this entire planet.
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by billman on August 20, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Unreal that people like this exist
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by dudebro on August 20, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Northshorepete I hope you get covered with gasoline and diesel fuel and then get set on fire you pedantic fruit.
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by dudebro on August 20, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Jesus Christ you fucking suck. Go jump off a bridge you old fuck
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by dudebro on August 20, 2012 at 7:54 pm
I comment from the future.I'm in Boston, I have no idea what it's doing.
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