(Source) Rachel Lamke of San Ramon fills up her tank at a Chevron station. Refineries increased production after the Aug. 6 Richmond fire to compensate for an anticipated shortage, which did not materialize.
Seriously, what the fuck? Jesus christ ladies clean this shit up. I’m not saying you need to get on our level but this is flat out unacceptable. Its cute when you don’t know how many inches are in a foot, or how to change a tire, or you forget what state Seattle is in, or when you believe every lie we’ve ever told you but this, this is flat out ridiculous. Its not like we’re asking you to solve a Calculus problem. And I’m not saying I’m some genius either, but guess what, I’m batting 100% lifetime when it comes to not doing what Rachel is doing right here. 100 Percent. Its like the only thing I haven’t fucked up in my entire life. Every time I’ve gotten gas I have successfully avoided covering the entire station with diesel fuel and washing my car with super unleaded.
Pretty safe to assume Rachel Lamke is the type of chick that makes you pull out way too early.