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(Source) Chilean gymnast Tomas Gonzalez finished just out of medal contention in the men’s floor exercise event final. Though he took fourth on floor, he is in first place in Fourth-Place Medal’s ever important mustache race.

Look at that thing! He can go anywhere and be anything with that facial hair. Police officer? Firefighter? Baseball pitcher in the 1970s? Check, check and check.

This is what these no name olympians who win gold don’t get. If you’re going to play an obscure sport you might as well make yourself memorable. Be like Ryan Lochte and tell everyone you piss in the pool. Or that Rower who threw his raging boner in everyone’s face. Or like Tomas Gonzalez here who decided instead of winning gold he would dress up like Freddy Mercury and be the most fabulous Gymnast to ever prance around in a leotard. I’ll never forget Tomas Gonzalez. And by never forget I mean I’ll remember his name for about 15 more minutes.

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He can go anywhere and be anything with that facial hair. Police officer? Firefighter? Baseball pitcher in the 1970s? Check, check and check.

Baseball player? Why because he’s Mexican? Really Yahoo News? Way to be blatantly racist. Didn’t feel like going with landscaper or fruit picker or busboy or guy who sits in the middle seat of a pick up truck and hollers at your girlfriend? Its 2012, when will people grow up? So Offensive.