DM - A woman has been arrested for shoplifting after walking out of a store with a 42in colour TV between her legs. Police apprehended the woman – accompanied by her boyfriend – after she hobbled to the exit from the shop in the Norwegian capital Oslo with her skirt covering the £3,000 electrical appliance. The woman was able to carry the widescreen television clasped between her thighs to a nearby bus stop. But a suspicious store employee had already called police and arrested her on the bus. She and her companion were Romanians and she told them she had ‘very strong thigh muscles.’
The thwarted theft is the strangest in Scandinavia in nearly a decade. In Sweden in 2005 a gang of dwarves were busted after it was discovered they were loaded on to long-distance buses in holdalls only to emerge in mid-journey to steal from suitcases before zipping themselves back in their hiding places.
What a conundrum for the boyfriend of this chick, huh? On the one hand your girlfriend is so down to get crazy that she’ll stick a 42” flat screen TV up her skirt no problem. And on the other hand this sluts been through the ringer so many times at this point she can stick a 42” flat screen TV up her skirt no problem. Classic catch-22 situation for my man here. It’s all well and good to have your fun but outside of Serge Ibaka’s mom pushing through 18 African athlete babies there probably isn’t a looser chick on the planet than this broad. Forget throwing a hot dog down a hallway, this dude’s skipping rocks into the ocean.
PS – How about the Daily Mail just casually mentioning the last story as crazy as this being a gang of dwarves that used to hide themselves into luggage, get loaded onto a bus and rob and pillage halfway through a journey before repackaging themselves back into the suitcases they came in on? That is fantastic.