Normally this would be “Chicks are dumb, what a typical chick move, blah blah blah”. And I’ll tell you what. Chicks are dumb, and that was absolutely a typical chick move. And that girl’s a fucking idiot. But you know who else is dumb? Europe’s dumb. Because putting all your cars and trains on the opposite side of the road like that is as sure fire a way as there is to decapitate tourists. Doesn’t make any sense. We invented the car, we get to decide how to drive it you scurvy ridden pansies.