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(Source) A 59-year-old Chicago Police officer has been charged with sexual misconduct involving a suspect in a lockup in the Harrison District on the West Side, officials said. Nelson Stewart, who joined the force in 1988, was arrested Thursday and charged with custodial sexual misconduct, bribery and official misconduct. Stewart allegedly performed oral sex on a man in the lockup on June 6 and the man performed oral sex on Stewart, a source said. Stewart is accused of telling the man he could get him released from custody early if he kept quiet about the incident.

Talk about an awkward Christmas party. Egg Nog, Baked Ham, and Cops sucking prisoner’s dicks. And what’s up with blowing the prisoner first? Doesn’t that seem kind of weird? You’re the cop, if anyone’s dick is getting sucked it should be yours. Thought that was part of the reason cops become cops. To get courtesy hummers whenever you want. Just seems like mist step after mis step for this guy. Can’t get out of his own way. Unless of course they were 69ing, which if that’s the case I’m not really sure I want to keep blogging about this story.