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   by BossHogg on November 29, 2012 at 5:21 pm

   Are you taking applications?

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   by fireneil on November 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm

   neil are you still gonna read the stool after pres fires you or are you going to be bitter?

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   by cawk gawd on November 29, 2012 at 5:30 pm

   neil, if you are truly a 'conservative' then my hatred for you just seriously decreased. Mo will not be the biggest turd on barstool

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   by cawk gawd on November 29, 2012 at 5:30 pm

   now*

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   by kevj1967 on November 29, 2012 at 5:31 pm

   Hey, just left a lunch at the big white house down the street and I don't like fried chicken. I'M STARVING!!!

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   by crosbysbrain on November 29, 2012 at 5:31 pm

   It's going to be pretty cool for you to meet Mitt in a few months when you are taking his order at Wendys, Neil.

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   by fuzzyteddybeers on November 29, 2012 at 5:35 pm

   is gustavo fring in today?

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   by whatthehell on November 29, 2012 at 5:38 pm

   oh my god!! Mitt Romney is so uncool! What, you guys dont support politicians based on how many rappers they know?

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   by face on November 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

   "Uh, I'll take a McFlurry... that's what the poor people eat right?"

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    by otwisted on November 29, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    BossHogg wins with a 1st comment home run.

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    by shitywok on November 29, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    if obama had lost he would already be back on foodstamps, so mitt was gonna be paying for this meal one way or another

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    by rpw50222 on November 29, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    Oh you don't like your job? Then why the french toast did you vote chocolate milk back into office

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    by dopedick on November 29, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    "Neil Sucks"

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    by carlsweetchuck on November 29, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    "I'll take it." - "What, sir, a Big Mac?" - "No. The whole restaurant."

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    by puckslut47 on November 29, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    yeah its true, i got a bigger hammer than barry

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    by briar on November 29, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    "I'll have a small chocolate milk shake, McDonald's Worker. The wife and I are celebrating tonight and I need some 'liquid courage' for later, if you know what I mean."

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    by massholio prime on November 29, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    "Excuse me, I just wanted to drop by and meet "The 47%" face to face to remind them that they're very poor and I'm very rich. And by the way...my apologies, but the men's room toilet is clogged and over flowing. Have a nice night".

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    by valbroski on November 29, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    dopedick stole my caption

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    by trousertrout on November 29, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    Just gimme my usual

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    by trappedinnyc on November 29, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    whatever company makes that clock is fucking loaded cause its eeeevvverywhere

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    by scurvy on November 29, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    no clue what you are doing, neil. do you mean the president slings burgers? or is a cashier? it sucks, anyway.

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    by cincinnati kid on November 29, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Romney Smash!

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    by creepster on November 30, 2012 at 12:45 am

    Paul Ryans head in a duffle bag.

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    by creepster on November 30, 2012 at 12:50 am

    mike douglas in falling down. he wants breakfast.

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    by neilsfather106 on November 30, 2012 at 12:51 am

    give the guy some credit....him and I ran a mormon train on your mom that dirty slut. we didn't even have and alcohol or anything just chocolate milk and in her case cum. she took it like a champ

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    by Boo Radley on November 30, 2012 at 1:31 am

    @shitywok, you got my vote here

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    by burgerbumps on November 30, 2012 at 7:48 am

    This should be a smokeshow article.

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    by maukstraussity on November 30, 2012 at 7:51 am

    My landscaper called in sick today, how much for the guy working the fryer?

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    by bullcharles1 on November 30, 2012 at 8:19 am

    wow you stop reading barstool for a while, come back and it's fire neil. Sounds familiar to the whole fire manzo movement back in my day. History repeats itself i reckon.

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    by reppinme on November 30, 2012 at 9:37 am

    i'm a huge fan of republicans crying for the next 4yrs about a black guy still in office

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    by digitalmonster on November 30, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    I know a guy in Japan who can make that sandwich faster

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