Source - The Dalhousie women’s hockey team will forfeit the rest of this season’s games after the entire team — with the exception of its first-year players — was suspended Thursday in the wake of a hazing incident. The team’s captains will also be removed from their positions, effective immediately. The hazing incident came to light in mid-October when a parent of a team member raised concerns to the coach about how players were treated at a house party in mid-September. Dalhousie University spokesman Charles Crosby wouldn’t provide details on what happened at the party. “In the interest of privacy of everyone involved, I don’t want to get involved into the particulars of it,” Crosby said. “We know that it involved excessive drinking, intimidation, humiliation, personal disrespect — in short, bullying.” In an email to The Chronicle Herald, he said, “Many players were put in harm’s way — both physically and psychologically.”
Well put a nail in these broads’ coffin. I can’t imagine there’s much else to do if you’re a Canadian female hockey player and your season gets cancelled. I mean once you go hockey as a chick that’s pretty much all you got. You’re putting dick on the back burner for a few years and letting yourself go with squats, broken teeth and a lifestyle that genuinely doesn’t exactly attract basically any dude whatsoever. It’s like being a softball player in America that isn’t named Jenny Finch or being one of those frilly male gymnasts. You bet it all and pick up one stick, put down another and you kiss your coochie goodbye forever. Just a damn shame any way you slice it.
Still would like to get a peek at some footage of the hazing though. No rule that says you can’t masturbate to hockey chicks.
h/t @Bourbonshot for the link
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