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I’m certain about only a few things in life. I’m certain Godfather II is better than Godfather I. I’m certain Michael Jordan was the best basketball player that ever lived. And I’m certain that Kitty O’Neil is going to fuck somebody she shouldn’t be fucking in a place she shouldn’t be fucking them on the season premiere of Boss tonight. It’s what she does. It’s her calling card. Omar Little robbed drug dealers, Gustavo Fring used kids to do his bidding, and Kitty O’Neil is a stone-cold fox that loves public policy and fucks at the drop of a hat.

Now, if you’re one of the many that haven’t seen Boss yet, and you don’t have the gay, the fact that Kathleen Robinson (Kitty) shows her tits and gets plowed basically every episode should be enough to get you to tune in. And considering the show is trying to gain a much bigger audience for the upcoming 2^nd season, it’s hard to imagine there won’t be a healthy dose of cooch from Tom Kane’s sexiest advisor this year to reign in viewers.

But aside from the saucy Miss O’Neil, you should probably watch Boss because it’s one of the best shows on TV right now. I won’t spoil anything for those that want to start watching but the show centers on Tom Kane, mayor of Chicago and one power-hungry domineering motherfucker. If you watched season 1 you saw one of, if not the most ruthless and heartless characters in recent memory. The threat of disaster lingers everywhere around the guy, threatening to tear down the legacy he’s built, and he does literally anything and everything to prevent his empire from crumbling. One second you’re rooting for him because he’s such a bad-ass and the next you hate him because he’ll do something so unthinkably awful it actually makes you uncomfortable as you’re sitting there watching. Real compelling stuff. And the writing, the acting, the storylines, the character development is all great as well. Obviously the only downside at this point is that it’s on Friday night at 9pm which is fuckin’ lunacy but if you don’t have OnDemand to watch a replay later then you’re just living in an entire different world at this point and I don’t want to know you.

Watch it. See Kitty’s titties. Be happy.