For the past however months I've been reading your blogs and the comments that follow, and I have never once cracked. But here goes. I fucking hate you and agree 100% with every little negative comment you receive from the crowd. However, I never felt the need to create an account to say so. Today did it. I was out of work a little early, I was bored and had the house to myself. But most of all, your piece of shit blogs brought me to this. You suck. Plain and simple. You're not funny. You blog about shit that is ancient fucking history. (not in an educated Jeopardy kind of way) You're the kid at school that thought he was funny, but it turns out that your friends were borderline retards and just laughed at everything you said. I'm writing this with pure intention for you to fucking quit. Do everyone a favor and smash your computer into a million pieces or better yet, light yourself on fire in front of your mom. It will be the happiest day of her pathetic life.
Philthisdick, the "I only made an account to tell you how bad you are" card is way overplayed. And I'm sure that after reading you comment, Neil is definitely going to quit. Clearly he pays no attention to what the commenters have to say, otherwise he would have hung himself by now.
by idontcarewhatyoucallme on February 22, 2013 at 9:38 pm
Philstick- same boat, long time stoolie, never cared to comment. You my friend changed that. You "100% fucking hate" Neil? Dude, relax bro and grow up. I think Neil has received a bad shake on this site. I bet if some of the shit he puts up was under pres or freit., you assholes would not know the difference. does he miss one here and there, sure. The lets try to get Neil to jump off a bridge routine is getting old. Have I seen this video before? Yes. Is it still funny? It's fucking hilarious every time.I would love to see half the Neil haters out there try to entertain the masses with original shit and not regurgitate what reddit, egotistic, or deapspin put out there.Lets call a spade a spade. You come to this site multiple times a day to escape work, school, or whatever. Hopefully you see some asshole make a fool of himself swinging on a rope swing or maybe, just maybe, see Katy Perry's tittie pop out of her shirt. At least this is what the stool is for me.Neil, you kill the wake ups every time, fact. Keep fighting the good fight. You at least have one stoolie pulling for you.
I don't give a shit about Neil one way or another, but I did notice that the vast majority of the homos that comment on Neil blogs don't comment on other blogs because they have nothing funny or original to say...ever. The only people who find your jokes funny are the rest of your crew of 12 yr olds. If all you do is sit there and wait for the next Neil blog to post some tired, unoriginal shit like "Neil, hang yourself" or "Neil, I hope you get AIDS" or "Neil, you're a faggot" to get a thumbs up from another 12 year old, please kill yourself. Get some new material for fucks sake. The funniest part of all of this is one day we're all gonna find out Neil isn't even real and all you idiots got trolled. Now that's gonna be some funny shit.
JDarts honestly I have made that exact same comment before and the responses I got back were identical as what they tell Neil.. "Go Fuck Yourself" and "Your mom should have aborted you".. Chicago should start blocking these idiots..
@idontcarewhatyoucallme- Since when are we rewarding people who try? "does he miss one here and there, sure." What the fuck is wrong with you? I bet you're that same guy who gives your son a trophy for placing 9th in a 10 man race. People like you are a giant shit stain on society. Now get back to cuddling Neils testicles in your mouth.
by idontcarewhatyoucallme on February 24, 2013 at 10:26 am
@philstick- ok, relax Ricky Bobby. "Second place is the first Loser", right? Get a grip dude. This is a fucking blog simply for entertainment purposes.Why so serious?
This reminds me of a domestic dispute between a husband and wife where they want to kill eachother. When the law shows up and gets a little rough with the husband, the wife is climbing on the back of the cop yelling GET YOUR F ING HANDS OFF OF HIM! Thats how we are with neil. We may pick on him and wish him dead, but when some strange asshole comes on and tries to tear him apart, we all back neil because deep down, we, ehem, care...
@philthisdick - how shitty and pathetic is your life that you feel the need to write a long drawn out paragraph, bashing a blogger on barstool? Pretty sure all the Neil hate comments are just for fun and at this point they are a novelty. Relax.
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