See this is what people don’t get about Halloween. Anyone can put on a costume, go get shitfaced and say they celebrated Halloween. No you didn’t. You just did what sheep do. You went through the motions. Followed the pack. You want to celebrate Halloween you have to become something. Don’t just say you’re a creepy dancing vampire, be a creepy dancing vampire. Count Frankula gets it. I watched this video and thought to myself, whoa, if Frankie wanted to walk into my apartment right this second, suck my blood, and tap dance on my cold lifeless body he probably could. That’s how convincing his costume is.
This woman pulling painted Easter eggs out of her vag and calling it art is 100% ruining Easter http://t.co/DPmLlMFYdp